glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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