ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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