Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You made out with two different species that night
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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