I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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