He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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