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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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