She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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