i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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