Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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