Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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