It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
