I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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