Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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