she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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