He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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