ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
