Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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