How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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