Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
