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you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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