the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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