I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
