I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
foreskin is a definite game changer
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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