do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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