It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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