well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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