Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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