Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You can't special order awesome
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
