new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Do vagina's smell?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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