are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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