I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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