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Wipe that smile off your face.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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