I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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