We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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