Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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