He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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