when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
