we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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