This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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