Where is the hickey?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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