Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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