All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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