im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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