I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
only if we run a train.
done.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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