I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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