what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
