Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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