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(719): View more from Colorado

never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.

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(347): View more from New York

k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza

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(315): View more from New York

It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities

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(419): View more from Ohio

Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?

(1-314): View more from Missouri

God gave us a 4 year grace period.

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(254): View more from Texas

Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.

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(705): View more from Ontario

He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...

(914): View more from New York

Who is this......

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