Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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