she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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